1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2. Give Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
9. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.