Chuck Norris Jokes ! LOL

1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

2.  Give Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.

3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

7. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superheroes in History

Superman helps the army retrieve art stolen by the nazis. Stolen Art at Neuschwanstein Castle, 1945. Soldiers from the 7th US Army carry the priceless artworks down the steps of Meunschwanstein Castle where hoards of European art treasures, stolen by the Nazis, were hidden during World War II.